While trying to leave town this evening I was confronted by an entire population of asshats who prevented me from spending quality family time.
I was stuck in a traffic jam because thousands of people thought it was a great idea to piss away millions at a luxury outlet mall. Buying things that they can't afford, in order to impress people that don't care about them.
They wasted not only my time (most important) but also their own (less important). Here's a top 10 list of things that would benefit society better than what they were doing...
1. Get out of debt
2. Donate to charity
3. Spend time with your family
5. Read a book
8. Save for retirement
9. Plant a tree
10. Save for your child's college education